yesterday afternoon i found a spider crawling around my bookcase. it was brown, and pretty big. it was like a warthog. it saw me coming and skittled under my incense box, and like i told my friend, it knew that i knew where it was. so maybe it wanted to be dead, and so i pushed the box down onto it. its thick little body curled up and i put it inside of a nu-grape soda bottle. it makes a sweetheart clinking sound when i shake it

last night i had dreams that i was an egyptian pharaoh and that i only bathed with cobra snakes and other women. i don't remember a lot of it, but my skin was shimmering green and purple, sort of the same effect as the northern lights. aurora skin......my tub was made of stone, and there were plants all around. plants that i've really never seen before.